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The city that never sleeps...
and...
never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X
(AKA: NYC, the big apple)
Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer
Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?
Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...
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Chi City Kings are male illusionists.
Women, mostly lesbians who dress in mens clothing for purposes of entertainment.
They are a troupe that consists of multiple Drag Kings, or male illusionist, who live in the Chicagoland area. Think opposite of drag queens. Performing for parties, charity events, and nightclubs and taking any opportunity to give back the the community. Lip syncing songs of different Genre's ranging from New Wave, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop, Rock, Latin and so forth.
Members of the LGBTQ community have long awaited a highly anticipated performance that have been in the works for some time but without loosing faith in the troupe, a number of loyal gays and lesbians attend local shows and usually feel entertained at the end of the event.
See also: Drag king
lesbian 1: Where were you last night?
lesbian 2: I went to go see the best drag kings perform at this random bar.
lesbain 1: Best drag kings? You must be talking about the Chi City Kings, OMGosh they're so effin sexy!
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Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.
Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.
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The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.
I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.
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when a promiscuous male lets a varierty of homosexual strangers (rest area regulars) stick their fists up the eager individuals awaiting ass taking turns and makin the person bust within milliseconds....1 step past a glory hole
karl became horny driving on the highway so he pulled over into the rest area looking to find a troy city puppet session
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Legendary football team lead by Patrick Mahomes and who sadly lost the Superbowl against the TamaBay Buckeneers lead by Tom Brady (who is now retiring)
Random person: What is ur fav football team?
Me: The Kansas City Chiefs
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best place to flash gang signs and get shot the second after.
In: New York City
Guy: Look at my red shirt!
*Bang*
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