cooling fox

a really sexy fox that plays Minecraft

ho yea that cooling fox ate my bootie like candy

Cool Sox

This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.

Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!

cool-awkward

Braden Glebus.

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dude, braden is so cool-awkward

shelf is so cool

Used when describing the app Shelf

"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"

Cool Cat Fours

When somebody puts 4 fingers up on both of their hands. This makes them a cool cat.

“Throw up them Cool Cat Fours cuh!”

Cool Bananas

This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder

This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting

Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?

A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌

Or

A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch

Friend: I will

A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌

juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3

helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh