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National Titty Pic Day 11th October

On the 11th of October every year you can tell your friends to send you a titty pic since it's the 11th Oct. They have to listen too.

Hey, it's the 11th of October, you know that that means! National Titty Pic Day 11th October.

by notsob27 October 10, 2020

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: β€œMOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 15, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018


Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 19, 2007

98πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ April 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 10, 2013

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES

RAAAHHHH RAHHHHHH

Boa Hancock: "Why don't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"

Luffy: " SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH"

by LUFFYFRUITLOVER6969 September 15, 2022

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž