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when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....
I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.
The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
A heterosexual person, who does or say gay shit with their friends because it’s funny to them.
“Y’all I got a girl, stop fruit trappin so much or else ima act up”
When a girl tightens her pussy around the dick
She hit the venis fly trap on me
When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.
Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".