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When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.
Look at the size of that turd!