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When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!
LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!
when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid
guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-
When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!
Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals