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Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.

Jake and Abraham Lincoln.

by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022


Jake

Big boi

Jake is a big boi

by Jakeiscoll January 3, 2022


Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019


jakes

police

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.

by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022


Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 February 2, 2018


Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS

Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do

by i am a persn April 4, 2021


Jake

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jake is Nice, smart, nice, smart, nice, smart, nice, smart.

by Not-A-Jake August 18, 2024