Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.
Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.
An airline so shitty that they caused the first ever 787 to crash.
air india is so crap that they caused a 787-8 to crash due to poor maintenance. And they missed maintenance deadlines on several of their other planes. Don’t fly them.
A Nigga that breathes too much air to the point where that fuck ass nigga starts to float like a retarded air head
"You are too much of an Air Nigga"
The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.
"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."
After somebody busts ass you say "throw an air freshener on that bitch"
Katie, that stinks, throw an air freshener on that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?