That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.
Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner
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a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
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When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.
Just got a mega boner from the childrenβs hospital.
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ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isnβt she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner
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when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.
This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner
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The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!
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A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.
One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.
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