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That feeling you get after hitting a bong.
Dude, that hit gave me a bong boner so bad.
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Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.
“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”
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When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.
Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.
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A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.
That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.
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A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to
Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner
No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it
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When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.
Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.
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a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"
"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?
Fuck yeah!!"
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