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Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.
Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.
A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.
Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)
A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.
Hey asshole, go climb a dick!
A male’s low count of body(under double digit)
I only allow a small number of females so I got a boujee dick
There are no word for a pisces dick, because when it's in my mouth, it's so big i can't speak. If yourself or your partner are a pisces and possess a penis, consider yourself incredibly blessed. Not only is it meters long, but the person who it belongs to knows how to use it and knows how to use it good.
Damn, they're a pisces? I know they got that elephant-sized pisces dick.
WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER
CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED
The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
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