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What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.
"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."
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Inserting a finger into the anus.
Dave: So how did the date go last night?
Ian: Well I gave her the Irish Finger, so pretty well.
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When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.
Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!
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The challenge in which a woman must not orgasm or finger themselves for the entire month of February.
Girl 1: Hey! How's Forbidden Finger February going?
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.
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1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.
Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
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A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging
He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.
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she has 3 fingers up, she must be madly in love with her man
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