Ghetto Coursing

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.

Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

Boujee Ghetto

The population of Downtown Atlanta

Ex. The people wearing tacky diamond jewelry while asking for straws and plastic cutlery at restaurants and being extremely rude and extra towards the server that they made run around the restaurant for and then tipping $0 on their $500 tab.

I’m not taking that table, they’re boujee ghetto they’re definitely not going to tip me.

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.

Delicious!!
"Nothing tops ghetto buffet"

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

Ghetto Race

Ghetto race is an extreme sport
Where you race through a ghetto with a kkk mask on yelling racial slurs trying not to die

Joe: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Shots*
Pete: how was the ghetto race
Joe: Well i ran through a ghetto yelling racist stuff and survived, so well i guess