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When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit
Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night
A completely untrue statement.
5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin
me: *kills the lil shit*
Used when something is very good
P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"
During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.
"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."
"Oh yea, how'd that go?"
"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."
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One of those nights were you stay up late and feel sad asf the whole time as you constantly try to distract yourself with social media or movies or such. Marvin's Room refers to Drake's song "Marvin's Room", which is a really emotional song and can really give you the feels no matter when you listen to it, but if you listen to it on a night like the one that was just described, shit hits even harder.
This a marvin's room kinda night fr 😔
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Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
B was wasted again last night and texted me the late night Hindu train!
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Good Night and Good Leek Burger, it comes with leeks!"
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