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yo that is a bangin god helmet, where can I get one of those??
Internet God is an alternate of Chad but stronger,this version of Chad is supported by Chad because he worships his chadness
Someone:I don't hate people for being a furry nor a dream sexual
Someone 2:Good for you.
Someone:Plus I think twitter is not a community full of clowns,they are just the 1st evolution of humans,they will improve eventually
Someone 2:You are an internet God
a male that attracts and can pull any female in the world
Do you see matt taking to that cute girl? He’s a ball god
A smile that has the ability to grab the attention of everyone in the room
“shawty came in wit a god smile, I had to say wassup!”
She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.
I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.
The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"
Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"