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When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.
The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).
"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."
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The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.
"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence
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A random new meme taking over the internet, in which someone says "I am" or "my name is" or "it's" and a man yells "JOHN CENA" followed by the blasting of the song "My Time Is Now" by John Cena
Jim Gordon approaches the boy. He looks at him. He asks his name. The boy looks up and shouts "JOHN CENA!"
"I can't believe I just got 'John Cena'd!"
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This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.
Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it
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A wealthy Georgia suburb north of Atlanta where no one knows how to drive and decent people are highly likely of being crashed into
"Hey Carl, wanna take your new Jeep for a ride"
"Hell no Samantha, we live in Johns Creek"
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Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday
Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser
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