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When you are trying to make a joke inflicted on the caring women who carry mankind forward.
Me: Your mom lol.
Darrin: Bro you so rude, that's mother harassment.
Me: I'm so sorry bro.
jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”
A generally nicer way of calling someone a cunt or in referance to the vaginal entrance.
Oi you MOTHERS GATEWAY get off my fucking grass!!!
rarest condition that makes your brother a mother
me:Your mom gay
carl:your granny is a tranny
me:your sister is a mister
carl:your dad is LESBIAN
me:your brother is a MOTHER
carl;Explodes
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother
This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts
means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er
person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up