mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

Mother Of Kitties

A spot on tarot reader who is able to tell you things that you've never told her nor are things that are easily found on the internet. Someone who is also there if you need somebody to talk to. And somebody who adores her four cats.

The reading I had done by mother of kitties was spot on af.

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

Mother Fuckerly

(Adjective): With or having a large quantity of anger and or resentment. Commonly used in association with gazing, staring or glancing, this adjective is used to covey extreme feelings only few are capable of feeling. Usually associated with individuals responding with the phrase "what" too many times.

Original forms of this adjective were used to describe a general resentment or feeling towards individuals coming from the country of What where they in fact do not speak English.

Jules was so angry at the man from What for saying his country's name excessively that he stared mother fuckerly before busting a cap in his ass.

like mother like daughter

an idiom used when a daughter has similar traits or characteristics to her mother.

“ did you see sarah’s boyfriend? permed hair, tall and buff, he looks like her dad when he was younger!”

“like mother like daughter!”