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When a guy who is a douchebag to everyone turns into a nice guy around parents, teachers, or people of authority.
I can't believe she likes him! He is such a jerk! He is totally pulling the nice guy act on her.
He always gets his homework done and his nice to the teacher, but we all know that he is a dick and its just the nice guy act.
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IWBTG is a very hard video game where everything can and will try to kill y- *SPLAT*
GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
I just died again on I Wanna Be The Guy.
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An awkward embrace, usually between two heterosexual men who are uncomfortable touching each other, in which each person uses only one hand to hold the other person close and uses the other hand to pat, slap, or punch the back of the other person. A straight-guy hug is used to insure that no one watching will think the two people are intimate or have an emotional attachment or sexual attraction to each other. Women and gay, bi, or trans men who are uncomfortable touching one another may also use a straight-guy hug.
Matt is so afraid that people will think he's gay that he always gives me a straight-guy hug.
The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.
Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied
keyboard tough guy: someone who is needlessly belligerent/confrontational in online settings but is a meek little bitch in real life. Because of poor life choices, a typical keyboard tough guy works a dead end job and lives in a rathole apartment in shitty neighborhood or rent-free with his parents. He is consumed by his jealousy of people who are more successful than him and his willingness to blame everybody but himself for his problems. As a result he suffers from low self esteem and anger issues. In the online world he can a.) raise his self esteem by acting far more aggressively than he would ever do in real life settings and b.) vent his anger by projecting his jealousy, insecurity, and sexual frustration onto others in a non face to face setting. keyboard tough guys tend to use douchey screen names and often make pathetic attempts to sound 'street' in their posts. They also frequently use ALL CAPS (the online equivalent of screaming like a little girl) when berating people. An inordinate number of keyboard tough guys can be found on sports forums (personally attacking people who criticize players or teams they worship) or political forums (spouting off on angry occupy wall street or tea party orientated rants and throwing personal insults at anyone who disagrees with them). When a keyboard tough guy attacks you just troll them right back: they will often run away from an argument they start when another user cuts through the bullshit and puts them in their place .
Football_Fan_1 - Cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.
DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! Youz just jealous of Hardy cuz he makes more in a month than u do in a year and gets bitches every night! You'z a dumbazz fool you don't know nuthin bout playing in da NFL! Hez a GLADIATOR just like I waz when I played in high school ad idve been honored to have a teammate wit his mad skillz!!! YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOEZ FOR A LIVNG YOU LOSAH!!!! YUZ A BITCH! YUZ PROVING HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!!! STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok keyboard tough guy, what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years; maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. and are you trying to sound 'mad ghetto'? you sound like a tool. grow up.
When a fat guy doesn't have the body definition of somebody who is considered traditionally muscular, but has some proportional features, such as muscular arms, that make his fat guy features look acceptable.
Alec Baldwin is in pretty good shape for a fat guy.
Yeah, I know. He's fat guy swole.
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Best Guy Ever is the owner of www.urbandictionary.com. Best Guy Ever has a weird obsession with utilitarianism and is also an objectivist. Best Guy Ever slings mad puss.
Best Guy Ever sure loves dick.
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