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Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal February 18, 2011


have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 13, 2017


Briggsy Slap Up

An event where non people, i.e artists and transgender folk, gather to strip naked and slap each others bodies whilst wearing false nails. Towards the end of the event, the tide turns from innocent naked slapping into an intense sexual affair where the slap of pelvic thrust against chafed buttocks gives it the name 'Briggsy Slap Up'

A group of funny folk were spotted catching the next mini bus to the Briggsy Slap Up

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2006

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Slap Shot Regatta

A Game In Which 2 Players Take A Series of Slap Shots At Eachother, One As A Goalie, usually Ill-equiped (uses pillows, couch cushions, cardboard, rope and other household items). most commonly played in North American Basements.

My Brother called me a pussy so i challenged him to a game of Slap Shot Regatta

by Pungkrawk April 12, 2010

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Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 23, 2005

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Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

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National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15

National Slap day means You gonna get slapped

by Itz_marbear April 13, 2019

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