Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

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taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.

She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

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i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it

aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger

A burger served on a fancy bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger, you should try it!"

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Take my talents to South Beach

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.

Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

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Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.

LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

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