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A knight, out on the battlefield, in full plate mail, with his cock out.
Holy shit, King Arthur is giving the mushroom tat! What a sex knight!
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Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else
Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.
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The small particles that accumulate between the sheets during and after prolonged sexual encounters, more commonly unprotected ones. Generally caused by the repeated friction between genetalia that was once very moist, but has dried slightly during the course of coital conduct.
"When you come come back from cleaning up in the bathroom, can you help me swipe off this sex sand from the bed?"
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A retard on discord who’s a fucking dumbass
Intern sex: hey listen to this serbian song
Comrade: stfu
War: stfu
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A fun poem that gives you a very large boner.
"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, comes out dripping, starts to sag, Its what you think...its a teabag" thats a great sex poem
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having a attractive appeal of sex, or sexy and attractive to women.
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