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black album

In addition to TheEye5000's definition I would also like to ad a few other artists who have an album by the name of "the Black Album":
Buzzy Linhart 1972
The Damned 1980
Prince 1987
Kino 1990
L.S.G. 1998
Mad Trucker Gone Mad 2000
Junction Creek 2000
Oda 2001
K-Otix 2002
Edenpark 2003
Akhenaton 2004

So in reality, Jay-Z and Metallica are copying The Damned and Buzzy Linhart

Joe: So I was listening to the Black Album yesterday...
Ira: Uhh, which one?
Joe: Dude, Metallica.
Ira: Pift, loser. The Damned's Black Album is better than Metallica. Period.
Joe: ::cries::

by Ira Peel February 23, 2005

47πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


black claw

Where on a woman, one puts his finger/fingers into her arse, and puts his thumb into her vagina, and attempts to click his fingers.

I black clawed that bitch!

by Jimmy.Pop September 2, 2006

18πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Black Woman

A beautiful, exotic, and independent woman that doesn’t need anyone telling her how to do or say something. She is her own person not a copy and paste and needs to be treated with care <3

Reporter 1: y/n was the first black woman to achieve unprecedented feats in mathematics in 1963 on her own

by Potato writer June 19, 2020

62πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


black widow

1) Latrodectus Hesperus, the western black widow spider or western widow, is a venomous spider species found in western regions of North America. The female's body is 14–16 mm (1/2 in) in length and is black, often with an hourglass-shaped red mark on the lower abdomen. The female can secrete a neurotoxin which can be fatal (especially to children and elderly). The male is harmless.

2) Black Widow (Чёрная Π²Π΄ΠΎΠ²Π°, "Chernaya Vdova") (Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova,1 also known as Natasha Romanoff) is a fictional character, appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by editor and plotter Stan Lee, scripter Don Rico, and artist Don Heck, the character first appeared in Tales of Suspense No. 52 (April 1964). The character was first introduced as a Russian spy, an antagonist of the superhero Iron Man.

3) A prank in which the prankster (typically male fraternity member) pulls down his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and places his butt-hole on the nose of an unconscious friend (or nemesis) who has typically drunk himself into such a stupor he does not respond and is photographed multiple times in this toxic position. The name black widow references the black body of the spider represented by the prankster's poop filled butt-hole and and the dark legs of a black widow represented by the prankster's dark wispy butt hairs splaying in all directions on either side of the nose of the black widow's victim.

Example of a black widow:
Person A passes out laying on his back...nose erect and exposed
Person B approaches, giggles, shimmies down his pants, giggles again...spreads butt cheeks apart as far as possible to expose the black/pink bellied body of the black widow, then person B sits on person A's face so that person B's butt hole fits snugly over the nose of passed out person A. The butt hairs from person B naturally fall on the face of person A..splaying across his cheeks like the legs of a black widow...

by doctorbone December 12, 2013

30πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Black Conservative

A black person who dose not play into the hands of the democrats and dose better things than call you a rasist. The black person in not a sellout

darn he is better Black Conservative not a sellout

by GABRIALD January 21, 2021

3881πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Black Female

A female who is Black, and usually of African descent. These women are in many places around the world, most commonly in Africa, and the Americas. Black females are the cuviest women around, known for having a larger percentage of women with large, round bottoms and fuller breasts. They also have fuller lips and rounded noses. Their eye shapes vary just as much as their skin tones. Black females come in every shade on the spectrum, from very light (but not pink) to very dark. All of these tones are exotic and beautiful and make Black females stand apart from both White and Asian women. They are the most womanly females in the world, and they have the oldest bloodlines on Earth.

Black females are underrated in the United States because of the racial history in the country, and because White men know they can never get one. Black females around the world are the most exotic looking women. They mainly prefer Black and Latino men. Many also like Asian men. They do not like White men.

Wow, look at that exotic Black female over there, I wonder where she is from.

by Jupiter2io August 4, 2010

116πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


jack black

the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.

Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).

by Rich Headley March 18, 2006

89πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž