An alternate for saying "I'm gay" If someone uses this as an excuse, the person you are arguing with is actually gay and you automatically win the argument
Person 1: You have no life lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ah yes, I didn't know you were gay too.
No u should only be used if you are back in a conner as it can and will cause mass destruction to the person on the reciveing end.
Garret: ur mom gay Jack : ur dad lesbian
Garret: sister mister
Jack: Family tree LGBT
Garret: Jack stop I don't want to do this to you
Jack: Do it straighty
Garret: No u
Jack: * A metor strikes Jack square in the forecast head, God nor the Devil can accept him into the after life. Jack is left wondering throughout space and time, helpless.*
Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.
Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*
End of all arguments
Lilly: Ur such a whore
Rachel: No u
Lilly: *dead*
when you get called gay, you say no u
"you're gay"
"no u"
"ouch, that's good"