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When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.
Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM
You take a Tim Hortons Boston cream donut takeout the cream and bust a nut in to the donut and then put the donut cream on your dick and put it in to someones ass and eat the cum filled donut.
"hey there doing a Boston double cream"
"What's that"
'It's gay guys eating a cum filled donut and fucking each other's ass with the cream from a donut"
A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked
That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good
a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head
Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?
Woman: shur,is that like a twinky
Man: cum here ill show ya
If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream
Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"
When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!