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When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.
I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.
Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.
Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.
When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.
When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.
When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water
Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!
Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.
Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!
when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.
I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"