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Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.
1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.
Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.
An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.
A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
Jesus my friend
An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"