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An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
The act of taking someone's anal virginity
Andrew is such a turd burgalar
The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region
Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area
When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.
“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”