When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)
Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.
When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.
Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.
Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.
Girl, you need some self-confidence instead of that walk of shame, R. Kelly.
When a person at a party, normally names Julie, makes a mistake and refuses to allow help. Specifically with car parking
Oh look, Julie is doing the walk of shame because she can’t figure out parking logistics.
After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.
When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*