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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 20, 2024


R-aubed

The term "r-aubed" refers to being ruthlessly stalked and bombarded with unwanted nudes, often by depraved, manipulative and flat out mentally deranged individuals that appear to be older than 30. When being forced into a corner, the common r-auber will often resort to making empty threats. These, however, always prove ineffective as raubers are known for their pathethic, less than average physique.

You got r-aubed son.

The nearly 40 year old man has r-aubed a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.

That sicko has r-aubed a plethora of innocent individuals, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!

by BananeBitch August 9, 2020


/r,r,rtj

Tone tag for a really, really, really terrible joke.

Please do not tear their heart open, that's my job /r,r,rtj

by Techno Eggnog June 19, 2023


Nissan GT-R

A supercar made by Nissan since 2008. It's loved by 12 year olds and Ritsuko Akizuki

The NIssan GT-R is one of the 12 year old's favorite cars, along with the Toyota Supra and *insert Ferrari here*

by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022


jill r

jillian is the name of a girl who will always bully you no matter what. she is most likely balding and smells like she comes from a wealthy family. despite being popular AND bisexual, abseloutly nobody had ever wanted to date her. her mom is a raging karen, and she most likely comes from a stable family.

person one: hey did you see jill r?
person two: yeah she gave me the side eye and giggled

by shawtyshshshhs October 24, 2020


Dylan R

A Legit pussy destroyer

if you meet him he will steal your girl

if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day

often plays league of legends

Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot

Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R

by Swagmudkip February 22, 2017


E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

by WrittenWroten August 22, 2021