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extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021


extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021


red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023


Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, this fucken car uplifted the lost souls men in Sauta, this fucken car brought hope to the dreams of black women as well. This fucken car is the DA to our ANC. The Helen to Our Jacob.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021


Car snow

This is the purest of all of the snows. This is the snow that doesn't have leaves or twigs in it, it has come straight from the top of a car and what's more there is no need to bend over to get it.

In an intense snowball fight car snow is like gold dust.

Guy 1: We are getting bombarded
Guy 2: Quick over there, use the car as cover as then we can also some of that sweet car snow.

by stunamii January 8, 2010


man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018


Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by June 9, 2022