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apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014


apple

a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year

hey fuck apple

by axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwerfwt December 3, 2020


Apple

A red round fruit that is grown from trees and has different variants of colors and tastes.

1. "I ate the apple that I plucked from the tree."
2. "The apples that I bought from the store were only 3.99."
3. 'Eat a apple a day, to keep the doctor away!'

by hygtfghyujikojuhygtf5r45tghyuj June 3, 2021


Apple

A fruit

"hey,don't eat that!"
"It's just an apple dude"
crunchmunch

by ghosttownlove January 24, 2018


Apple

noun
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

That apple was delicious.

by praisetheturnips March 23, 2021


Apple

•The most lucky thing on this earth

Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

by realfanofthis November 22, 2018


Apple

A red skin outer and all American inside slang term for Native American

That guy over there is an Apple

by Vhs watcher May 18, 2020