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Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.
Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?
The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,
especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.