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a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
Dont be an Asshole
Dont be an Asshole, read the Content Regulations Dumbass.
Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.
See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!
Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!
I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
Similar to kitchen asshole.
You know what you did.
The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.