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When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)
Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger
Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!
Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!
A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?
An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum
I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house
To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.
Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!
Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu
The definition of a bum bitch nigga is almost like a bum bitch but worse mainly because they're male. A bum bitch nigga is someone that lives at they mommas house past the age of 40, stirs up a bunch of drama instead of trying to get their life together, thinks that everyone & they momma owes them something, can't find or keep a job can't keep a whip, & depends on everyone to carry their load along with the weight another is already carrying. These people are a waste of life and space. A bum bitch nigga will also lie and steal from the hand that feeds them while taking advantage of the naive.
A: "What's up man you going to Tom's later."
B: " Hell na I see through that bum bitch nigga like a window.ol bum bitch ass nigga."