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The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.
Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****
A dumbass who missed 4 on his first drivers Ed quiz even though the teacher told us all the questions before hand
Wow you don’t know anything about driving must be named Ethan.
My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.
Ethan knows all the best jokes
The man I want inside me.
Right.
Now.
I want to get my cheeks clapped by Ethan.
He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.
Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac
jim- yo you know ethan?
nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac
A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.
Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.