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The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny
Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!
The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out
I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild
The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out
I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild
When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow
Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs