ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
The biggest shit head that has the biggest chode
Stopping being such an Ethan Bassuk
When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
An absolute degenerate who endeavours such inappropriate words. Comes from the Latin origin "ret" (rēt)
Ethan Eighmey is an idiot.
Nobody likes Ethan Eighmey.
complete fucking sex addicts. Best couple on Earth. Love to fuck. Lainie is hot as fuck.
Ethan: wanna have sex?
Lainie: yuh slime
Ethan and Lainie: sex
Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.
Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice