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When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.
Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!
Comment 1: He suuucks
Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll
The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.
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When someone gets so pissed off that they forget that their parents/teachers/bosses can see what they say and go on a swearing binge that usually takes place in comment threads on a wall post or status. At its worst, Facebook Tourette's dissolves into a shapeless, embarrassing deluge of profanity that lacks any semblance of grammar.
Tommy: LOL shut up jimmy
Jimmy: no tommy you shut the f@*k up you f@*king b*%@h d*%k piss s@!t d@*k f^*k
Tommy: dude you should be medicated i think u have facebook tourette's
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the defriending of a friend is not official until you have deleted said other on facebook.
Mike: so are they not friends anymore?
Sam: Nope, its Facebook official, she deleted him.
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when you know someone is actually in a relationship, usually after that person lets the other one spit in their mouth.
that girl spit in your mouth bruh?
yes, i only let her cause we're facebook official
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A Facebook Creaper is Someone who sends too many app requests and group requests.
A Facebook Creaper will friend everyone in their school, and talk to them as if they were long time friends.
Now, Facebook creaping doesn't just stop on the internet.
It can also be found in the real world.
A Facebook Creaper is someone who who takes pictures of people and tags random body parts of you. Or, they tag you in a picture, that your not supposed to be in!
You have 10 new app requests..
Bob has invited you to Jetman
Bob had invited you to Superwall..
You: What a Facebook Creaper
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Advice given on facebook, often responding to a question posted as a status.
Jessica asked if you can become pregnant during your period on facebook." "Her facebook advice was way off so now she's prego.
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- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>
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