the game that takes over boys lives and is the best boyfriend stealing game out there
girl- “ hey babe can we hang out tonight?”
boy- “ sorry i’m playing fortnite with the boys”
The greatest game to ever be created. And anyone who doesn't agree can go play freekin Island royale.
Me: Hey want to go play Fortnite. Its the best game ever.
Him: Naw im stupid and want to go Island Royale cause I have no friends and I have a Roblox girlfriend.
A game that children with low iq spend large amounts of their parental guardians money on.
“Timmy, did you spend my pay check on fortnite?”
“Sorry mom, I needed some v-bucks for the character with big tits.”
Fortnite is a disease which can affect people from the age 0 to 243
Someone: Do u plae fortnight
Me: its FORTNITE YOU DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH GO GAME END URSELF