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Gay tuesday is a day set aside by the gods for homosexual merriement!
Orginated on Tricklife Forums.
"Happy Gay Tuesday to all!"
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Adoring someone famous of the same sex to the point that the person would consider turning gay in order to be with that famous person.
Ryan met his Gay Crush Roger Clemens last week.
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Used in espression of exasperation in similar fashion to "what the hell," "what the fuck," or "what the shit."
What the gay was that thing doing to my dog?
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Rumor has it that every time there is an awkward silence in a conversation, a gay baby is born.
Jimmy: Yeah so that is what I did with myself last night.
Sarah: Umm....
(Awkward Silence)
Jimmy: Gay Baby!!!!!
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When two males have sex, either by rubbing their dicks together or penetrating through the anus. Admit it... You want it.
Tom was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Nate, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.
Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.
They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.
Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.
After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.
Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.
After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
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A gay person whose entire life revolves around their sexuality.
i.e.
Guy #1: Hey guys, have you listened to Lady Gaga's new song "Judas"???!?!? It's one of her best!!! I am going to be performing to it this weekend when I do drag!"
Guy #2: Wow, you are really turning out to be a novelty gay... You should check into reorganizing your priorities in life. There are other things about yourself that you have to offer and focus on that are also enjoyable, interesting, and fun.
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A gay person flirting with a girl on purpose
"Hey Emma I love you"
"Thanks dan,you're my Gay bae"
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