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Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.
You ever tried golden corral breakfast?
The act of stretching a man’s ballsack out to create a pool while he urinates lightly and you lap the pool of piss like a dehydrated dog.
Shawty pulled the golden building on me last night, Twas the best piss I’ve had in decades.
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Golden Jeans; term used to describe a person that acts like they are worth far more than they are..
There goes Golden Jeans again showing off like he's super wealthy..
Me; yeah all for show..
When a team wins a championship, they don’t do NOTHING except celebrate and party for a whole week.
It’s the golden week! That’s mean we drinking all week long.
The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.
She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great
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The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!