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Anal with someone who eats too much fibre.
I was having anal with this vegitarian, only ate greens.. Once I discovered my cock was soaked in green shit I started pushing harder and harder, until she sputtered her own excrement all over her chest. Thus, the green dragon.
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Fanfiction Green is the most common eye color in anime (and other) fan fictions. People think that it will not be considered mary sue because they are not blue, but they are always wrong.
Me: Hey Angel, what color are your 10 tails jinchuriki's eyes?
Angel: Bright green! Because no one has ever thought of THAT before •u•
Me: Like, fanfiction green?
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when a girl gives you a blow job and you cum in her mouth then she sneezes on your dick
she gave you a green sticky....gross
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1. Pot-smokin' day, such as 4/20 (or any other day for someone with enough time on their hands).
2. Shitty pop band composed of three forty-year-olds who still wear guyliner and dye their hair and write awful emo songs about emotions they haven't felt in years. Contrary to popular opinion, Green Day was never good, and has always been a disgrace to actual punk music.
1. April 20th is the greenest day of all green days. Wanna get high?
2. You know how people sometimes say a band's shitty because they never bothered to learn more than three chords? Well, Green Day ACTUALLY didn't bother to learn more than three chords. What a lot of terrible.
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To take the first hit/pull of from a db, gb, pipe, blunt, ect.
I ca'nt take this... this shits rape, who wants fucking green light? XD
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1)A former great punk band that used to be compared to the likes of The Ramones and other punk bands
2)A supposedly 'Punk' band that became sellouts and changed their musical style to appeal to the likings of teeny boppers and 12 year old girls, Billie Joe now wears make up, how much more emo do you want
1)Did you hear Dookie? yeah that was awesome, the are such a good punk band and will hopefully stick to their punk roots
2)OMG OMG OMG gReEn DaY LvR4LyF
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