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n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober
Halfway to drunk
Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars
Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time
Joe : half past dog
Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
Great-grandparent's half-brother.
My half-great-granduncle is a good person.
when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.
"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”
Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.
Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"
Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"