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When Pamela and her five sisters
give you a bad case of nasty blisters
and a third degree burn going straight to your head. Because it's fifty cents cheaper than the real thing. And it sure feels good most everytime.
In case you are a slow moron...
A right hand-a-rama is referring to masturbation.
Have fun, kiddies.
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this hand sign is made when you hold up 4 fingers overlapping your middle finger to go onto of your ring finger
“W” Hand Sign
“Jhon Has A “W“ Hand Sign Up, What Does That Mean?”
“It Means He Gets Bitches Left To Right Cause Hes Really That Nigga”
Original meaning: its really a west coast/west side “gang” sign used by many gangsters, thugs, and rappers
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1. n. a wank
You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?
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A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.
"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."
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Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)
"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
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a person who drives around in cars waving their hand around like a dolphin
"eveybody's looking forward to the" "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" - Rebecca Black
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When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.
As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.