Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"
Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.
When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out
the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps
Michael: you’re horse feeding right now