My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.
Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesusโ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.
Preston: alright man lemme wake up
Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.
Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
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A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.
Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!
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Spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most heanus of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' to his/her lord above blaspheme's..
Stjohn - "Margaret, why u aint cleaned my car bitch?"
Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"
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a long period of time, enternally or forever
it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.
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