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J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

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k stephenson creeper

The select few creeps out of a 25,000 person campus that only a hot spicy ginger could find in a night out on the town

"He said he wanted to teach me how to eat all kinds of meat..."

"sounds like a k stephenson creeper."

by astud62193 September 13, 2011

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crystal with a K

a hooker that you pick up off the street

you are a crystal with a K i saw you suckin.

by RUWet.TTV January 18, 2019


M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023


k-type

k-type(killer type),a very dangerous person,someone who can do a lot of harm or even commit murder.

Are you crazy,you are messing with him?Don”t you know he is a k-type?
I did something wrong..i messed with a k-type,please save me!

by illegal_hustler October 17, 2010


K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.

Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020


Layal K

Layal is a on openly quiet, inwardly loud girl. Some may refer to Layal as a "quiet storm." She is usually funny, but cringes when the jokes get cheesy or dirty. Overall Layal is SMART, she is the golden standard. Layal usually gets above a 90% on tests and quizzes. If not, then the teacher did something wrong. Everyone wonders how Layal does it. She is almost perfection. However Layal has one weakness, Satisfying Videos. Everyone loves Layal, but she is mysterious.

Wow, if Layal K doesn't understand this lesson, we're ALL screwed!
Omg, I love Layal K, but how does she do it?

by Ami Hisa-Me November 20, 2018