J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

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k stephenson creeper

The select few creeps out of a 25,000 person campus that only a hot spicy ginger could find in a night out on the town

"He said he wanted to teach me how to eat all kinds of meat..."

"sounds like a k stephenson creeper."

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Kitty Kat k

A person who steals children and keeps them in their basement. Then they eat them

Kids get in your room and lock the doors and windows the neighborhood kitty Kat k is out tonight.

K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

K-fishy

A girls who has a very fishy koochie, the sort of fishy that you Smell from a mile away. Not only that but her breath smells just the same.

This girl is so K-fishy

K lean

K lean is slang for the drug kratom. Kratom powder is mixed with any drink to create an affect similar SOMEWHAT to lean.

Yo I'm spinning off the k lean right now!

Shayan K

An Indian monkey that only climbs trees and makes spices.

Jule: Damn did you see Shayan K earlier, he was making all of the good stuff
Vape: Yeah I got so many spices from him