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Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.
(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!
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When doing a girl in the ass, and you pull it out and proceed to blow it on her cunt.
That chick got pregnant after I gave her a chocolate milk splash.
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help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT
where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.
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When somebody is hurt so bad, or something goes so wrong, that no other words can describe it.
Origin: Vine
I can't believe George fell down the stairs and broke his leg. Man, he need some milk.
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October 30th ; bring your milk to school day
Robert : Did you forget your gallon of milk today?
Anthony : How could I forget its International Milk Frenzy Day!
(v) To pass intestinal gases
Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!
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